Happy Holidays from The Stock Family

Happy Holidays from The Stock Family

Sunday, February 7, 2010

9 words women use

OK... as we went through this list we pretty much were nodding our heads the whole time. The definitions for these nine words are so true!!! And because of how true they are, I thought it was pretty funny so I just wanted to share... Men you should totally know these already...

  1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
  2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
  3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
  4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
  5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh mean she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
  6. THAT'S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here- This is true, unless she says 'thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
  8. WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HECK.
  9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

So hey, have a Happy Valentines Day everybody!!!


bRaCkEnS said...

HAHA!! So true!!! Words of wisdom every man should read!!! Happy V day to your cute little family!!!

Maria Nielson said...

Ha!! I need to have Shay read those..Too true. Man..We're rude.

Lyndsi said...

If only Matt read your blog!=-) I think I'll print it out for him.

Jamie Hunt said...

Right on the money! I'm glad you decided to post it! Happy Valentines Day Lauren!

Maria Nielson said...

So I had Shay read this post, he was just like "Oh boy...." and then tonight, I was bugged at him a little bit, he asked "What's wrong?" I say "Nothing" and he was like "..........I know what 'nothing' means you know." Hahahaha. Niiiiice..